&&. - Harley

          _{❝ PLATONIC Valentines are just an excuse
             for those LOSERS who can’t get a date to
             act like they’re not gonna DIE ALONE. I’ve
             got plenty of friends at school, not like I’ve
             gotta defend myself to trash like you. ❞}

     ‘well, with that attitude you’re definitely dyin’ alone.’

&&. - Harley

          _{❝ You’re a LIAR. And even if you do have
             a date, you probably had to beat them up
             to FORCE them to date you. ❞}

      ‘no one said i was dating them. i simply have
      a valentine. platonic valentines exist, but you
      and your lack of friends wouldn’t know that,
      would you?’

&&. - Harley

          _{❝ Shut up, Mindy! Some of us actually
             have people who want to date them. ❞}

      ‘yeah, those people don’t make a big deal
      out of having a valentine. – like me.’

&&. - Harley

          _{❝ I do so have a Valentine! Just because
             they ain’t here right now, doesn’t mean
             they’re FAKE. ❞}

      ‘sure, jan.’

thelittleharlequinn:

   _{❝ I’d rip their fucking face off
       before they got ANYWHERE
       near you, Mindy. ❞}

_{❝… You’re not going to wear it, are you?❞}

thelittleharlequinn:

    _{❝ Nuh uh! I’d sooner chain ya to my
       wall and keep my precious girl
       safe before I ended up a widow. ❞}

_{❝Chaining me to a wall wouldn’t
be considered keeping me safe.
What if someone tried to kill me
and I couldn’t defend myself, huh?❞}

thelittleharlequinn:

     _{❝ See! This is why we’re perfect
         girlfriends, Mindy-Moo. ❞}

_{❝You’re gonna be widowed if you
keep up the pet names, darling.❞}

thelittleharlequinn:

       _{❝ You’ll get bitten if ya do, but sure! ❞}

_{❝That’s not even fair when I like biting.❞}

thelittleharlequinn:

        _{❝ Y’know who I talk about kinky
            stuff with? My girlfriend. Which
            is you! What sorta kinky things
            do ya wanna know, babe? ❞}

_{❝I dunno. Can I punch you or nah?❞}

thelittleharlequinn:

         _{❝ I swear they’re just necklaces;
             I’m into some kinky stuff, b—
             WAIT. We’re totally girlfriends! ❞}

_{❝Y’wanna go back to that ‘some
kinky stuff’? Because I’d rather
be talking about that.❞}