“Can you freeze a bubble?”

          _{“I could totally give Joffrey a run for
           his money – What do you think?”}

          _{“..—I watched one episode of Georgie Shore and
            now I’m questioning where the world went wrong.
            What the actual fuck was that?”}

          _{“I’ll share cookies if you come watch
            Disney movies with me. We can
            have a sing-a-long too.”}

          _{“..—I’m going to shut up because you’re 
            an asshole. Not because you told me to.”}

          _{“Why would you throw a dildo at a car?
           Was there a person attached to said dildo?
           Was said person riding the dildo?”}

          _{“It’s really hard to take Ariana Grande
           seriously when she tries to act sexy
           and still looks twelve.”}

          _{“Social Justice police.
                 Stick ‘em up!”}

          _{“What do you think? 
            Drop the purple and go for white? 
            I still think I look pretty badass.”}

          _{“I wanna take you to a gay bar!”}