“Can you freeze a bubble?”

          _{“..—I’m going to shut up because you’re 
            an asshole. Not because you told me to.”}

          _{“Why would you throw a dildo at a car?
           Was there a person attached to said dildo?
           Was said person riding the dildo?”}

          _{“It’s really hard to take Ariana Grande
           seriously when she tries to act sexy
           and still looks twelve.”}

          _{“What do you think? 
            Drop the purple and go for white? 
            I still think I look pretty badass.”}

          _{“I wanna take you to a gay bar!”}

          _{“Lemme tell you a thing – I love Jesus, but I also love to drink… Not a lot, just enough to thin the blood, y'know?”}

          _{“I’m in me mums car. Broom broom.”}

          _{“Just kidding – I don’t have a mom.”}

          _{“Totally overheard someone say Mother Russia could rip off someones dick with her vagina – That doesn’t sound healthy and she should probably see a doctor about that.”}

          _{“Do you reckon Kryptonians get like – Super cramps since they have everything else enhanced?”}