_{“My sim-self is an embarrassment. Who the fuck eats dirt to impress a girl?”}

          _{“I’ve officially used the word dude so much that it doesn’t even sound like a real word anymore. This isn’t okay.”}

          _{“People’s whose noses look like penis’ are my favorite kind of people.”}

          _{“All I can hear is the sound of a knife scratching on a plate and it’s driving me absolutely insane.”}

          _{“..—If you’re going to continue to scratch the knife against the plate, I’ll shove the knife down your throat.”}

          _{“All I can hear is someone screaming – If you’re going to murder someone, don’t let it linger. Just fucking do it before I do it myself.”}

          _{“I am a Princess, my bed is my castle and I am not leaving it.” What? “Fuck off.” Someone had a late night. Oops.}

          _{“Why do dogs do the thing where they don’t give the ball back. If you want me to throw it, you fucking drop it. Don’t be a shit."} 

          _{“No, but really. How do people actually manage to butt dial with a touch screen?”}

          _{“Hail HYDRA!” She’s only joking. Hopefully.}