&&. - Janie

      “What’s our sob story? Every Go-Fund-Me requires a sob story, otherwise people won’t donate.”

      ‘just bullshit it and put all the money towards a bat signal.
      say your puppy is on the verge of death or something.’

&&. - Janie

       “You wanna foot the bill, then be my guest…because I won’t be able to sell my fiancé on it and I’m broke as a joke.” 

      ‘eh – maybe we can start a gofundme or something.’

&&.- Janie

Brat:

      “Don’t make it like I summoned you with the Bat-Signal. You dropped in on your own accord.”

      ‘surprised you haven’t already gotten one though –
      considering how much you miss me when i’m not here.’

&&. – Janie

Mindy:

              “Mm…I would, but I’ve already got five other cats. We’d have more bells going off than Notre Dame at high mass.” 

      ‘great so you don’t need me? can i leave?’

&&. - Janie

Brat:

           “Makes it easier for me to hear you coming. Just lay off the dessert for a while and you’ll squeeze right through.” 

      ‘surprised you don’t want to put a bell on me as well.’

@datseabass

         “Should I just install one of those cat flaps for you?“

      ‘ehh – can we make it a doggy door?
      i know i’m small but not that small.’

datseabass:

             “Do dog treats go bad? That’s actually a fairly valid question. Why don’t you taste-test and let us know?”

_{❝Yes. They do. No I didn’t try.
 It’s common knowledge.❞}

datseabass:

                 “Did you seriously buy a bag of dog treats just for me? How uncharacteristically thoughtful.” 

_{❝Sure did. I got them a while ago
 as a joke but I guess now they’re
 going to come in handy. Apologies
 if they’re a bit stale.❞}

datseabass:

                 “Did you make it yourself?”

_{❝The pet store, but if you’d
prefer homemade, I’ll find
a recipe or something.❞}

datseabass:

              “Well they certainly aren’t jeans or khakis.” 

_{❝Wow. So observant. Do you
want a treat for that, Janie?❞}