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“That was just so funny, I forgot to laugh. Really. I think you’ve got a great gig to fall back on should you hang up the cape and tights.”

❝Okay but I don’t wear tights.❞
“It ‘works’ however I want it to. You can legally be of age, yet have the brain capacity of a toddler. Thus…child.”

❝So… Like you, yeah?❞
“Well you certainly fooled me.”

❝…You can’t call me an adult
and then insult me and call me
a child. It doesn’t work that way.❞
“Yep. That smirk tells the story all on its own.
I wonder if your face will freeze that way.”

❝I’m not five. You can’t
scare me with that shit.❞
“Actually, you’re eighteen. In the eyes of the law, you’re a
perfectly capable adult. The window of opportunity to corrupt
you’s been shut on my fingers.”

❝Not to worry, Janie dear.
I’m plenty corrupt already.❞
“Don’t knock it till you try it. I
make a mean BLACK SOUP.”

❝Stop threatening me.
I’m a C H I L D.❞
“Awwww, I’m sorry…! Would you like
me to make you a knuckle sandwich?”

❝Cannibalism is gross. You’re allowed
to have your own dietary habits, just
don’t force them on me.❞
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“And here I thought I got rid of you for good, BRAT.”

❝Aw, Janie. And here I thought you
loved me. I’m really feeling the love.❞
“Oh, I’m sorry. Did you say something?”

"No. Go back to your food.”