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"Tadpole in Norwegian translates back to English as butt troll – The more you know.“
“Oh, I try. I try– except I didn’t, at all. I’m Landon by the way.”
“Wow, very creative.”
“That’s nothing: Cerberus, the guard dog of the underworld, the name comes from a Greek word; Kerberos. Which means, in...