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“if you insist, i can
manhandle you myself.”

“Look, lady.
I know it’s not your problem,
but I have no where else to go.
I won’t touch anything.
I’ll be quiet.
Just let me stay.”
“Well there goes my water for the day."
“Do you know how long it’s going to take me to fix this, Mindy?” he asked. "Minutes. Mere seconds! You are so lucky I...