DRAFTS: x
STARTERS: x
INBOX: x
CURRENTLY ON HIATUS FOR X DAYS.
“if you don’t want me to
call one of the gentlemen
next door, go.”

“Manhandling a teenage girl –
That’ll make ‘em look great.”
“Well there goes my water for the day."
“Do you know how long it’s going to take me to fix this, Mindy?” he asked. "Minutes. Mere seconds! You are so lucky I...