DRAFTS: x
STARTERS: x
INBOX: x
CURRENTLY ON HIATUS FOR X DAYS.
“Yeah, well it’s not like anyone’s gonna get the chance to actually hit me in the face anyway.”
“Wh— do I look like an idiot to y—… YEAH I know how to fight. I don’t just talk big. Trust me. I’ve saved New York, y’know, at least once and a half.”

"So, you’re saying you half fucked up. That’s not good enough.”
The boy snorted but didn’t object. He’d had a couple with his Step Monster’s children. It was probably still all set up...
She scrunched up her nose as the boy ruffled her hair before pushing his hand away. “We cooooould – Have a tea party?...
“… Weapons don’t count.”