DRAFTS: x
STARTERS: x
INBOX: x
CURRENTLY ON HIATUS FOR X DAYS.
“What!? No I’m not!”
“If you think I’m boring, what the heck do you think isn’t?”

"Uh, something – Or someone who is entertaining?”
The boy snorted but didn’t object. He’d had a couple with his Step Monster’s children. It was probably still all set up...
She scrunched up her nose as the boy ruffled her hair before pushing his hand away. “We cooooould – Have a tea party?...
“… Weapons don’t count.”