DRAFTS: x
STARTERS: x
INBOX: x
CURRENTLY ON HIATUS FOR X DAYS.
“Well I’m fucking sorry but I can’t exactly go anywhere now can I?”

“No. But you could at least be a little more entertaining.”
The boy snorted but didn’t object. He’d had a couple with his Step Monster’s children. It was probably still all set up...
She scrunched up her nose as the boy ruffled her hair before pushing his hand away. “We cooooould – Have a tea party?...
“… Weapons don’t count.”