childoftheafterlife:

        _{“ “It didn’t mean I couldn’t join ‘em. You’re freaking Hit Girl for godsakes, you kill people without a goddamned licence. You go in there with your purple hair and order a drink. What are they gonna do? Put Hit Girl in prison?… Well maybe but you get my point. I hope.”}

          _{“As good as that plan would most probably work, I’m not too sure drinking on the job will do anything great for an already shitty reputation. I’m sure they’d just laugh at me and think I was just trying to scam a free drink off them anyways.”}