theycallmenightbitch:

        “Well, howdy there! Don’t mind me,
        just handlin’ some business. Carry
        on now, darlin’.”

             [Don’t mind the man currently
             bleeding beneath her shoe.]

          _{“Wow – He wasn’t kidding.
           You guys really do like making
           your lives difficult. Put a bullet
           through his head so the dick 
           can’t do it again. – – Jeez.”}

                    _{[ And this is why the Colonel
                    running Justice Forever instead
                   of Mindy was a good idea. ]}