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“Was she, now? I’m thinkin’ y’ need t’ be directin’ me t’ this subway.”

“Why? So she can make you a sandwich whilst you declare your love to her?”
“I’ll do m’ best t’ contain myself. In all seriousness, though, I’m gettin’ pretty peckish now.”
"Well – Good. But, if that L word slips out of your mouth, I’ll just leave you there to wallow in self pity right in...
“That’s called schadenfreude,” he spoke. "The feeling you had. He had what was called a Freudian Slip.“
“The creepy ones are always so elegantly creepy and I love that they never even realize it. Telling a strange girl you...