“Pfft, that shit practic’ly sustains me. So great t’ catch a prime example ‘f a true dumbass in th’ wild. Did he try a follow up ‘r jus’ hit th’ bricks?"
"He just said it, looked at her and realised what he had just done, paid and walked out. I don’t know who I feel more sorry for to be honest.”
gotmymamasbabybluesold reblogged this from mccreadyx and added:
“I’ll do m’ best t’ contain myself. In all seriousness, though, I’m gettin’ pretty peckish now.”
mccreadyx reblogged this from gotmymamasbabybluesold and added:
"Well – Good. But, if that L word slips out of your mouth, I’ll just leave you there to wallow in self pity right in...
glitchexmachina reblogged this from mccreadyx and added:
“That’s called schadenfreude,” he spoke. "The feeling you had. He had what was called a Freudian Slip.“
youngwxlves reblogged this from mccreadyx and added:
“The creepy ones are always so elegantly creepy and I love that they never even realize it. Telling a strange girl you...