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“Pfft, that shit practic’ly sustains me. So great t’ catch a prime example ‘f a true dumbass in th’ wild. Did he try a follow up ‘r jus’ hit th’ bricks?"

"He just said it, looked at her and realised what he had just done, paid and walked out. I don’t know who I feel more sorry for to be honest.”
“I’ll do m’ best t’ contain myself. In all seriousness, though, I’m gettin’ pretty peckish now.”
"Well – Good. But, if that L word slips out of your mouth, I’ll just leave you there to wallow in self pity right in...
“That’s called schadenfreude,” he spoke. "The feeling you had. He had what was called a Freudian Slip.“
“The creepy ones are always so elegantly creepy and I love that they never even realize it. Telling a strange girl you...