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“So, I was at subway and the guy in front of me thanked the girl by saying ‘I love you’, and going by the face she gave him – I’m going to say they’ve never met each other. Other peoples public humiliation always makes me feel better.”
“I’ll do m’ best t’ contain myself. In all seriousness, though, I’m gettin’ pretty peckish now.”
"Well – Good. But, if that L word slips out of your mouth, I’ll just leave you there to wallow in self pity right in...
“That’s called schadenfreude,” he spoke. "The feeling you had. He had what was called a Freudian Slip.“
“The creepy ones are always so elegantly creepy and I love that they never even realize it. Telling a strange girl you...