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[Text; Mindy]: Mindy, I don't know if you've ever heard of it, but there's this thing called the internet.

[Text; Mindy]: ........

[Text; Clary]: Clarissa. Darling. I don't know if you've ever seen me fight, but if Dave even thought about it, his dick would be down his throat before he even realised what was going on.

[Text; Clary]: What? Don't you bathe?