&&. - Janie
“What’s our sob story? Every Go-Fund-Me requires a sob story, otherwise people won’t donate.”
‘just bullshit it and put all the money towards a bat signal.
say your puppy is on the verge of death or something.’
‘start an argument’ starters
- “ what in the world is this!? ”
- “ i thought i was clear! ”
- “ this is why we can’t have nice things! ”
- “ do you understand the damage you’ve done here!? ”
- “ there’s no coming back from this, ever! ”
- “ get away from me! ”
- “ i can’t believe you would do this to me! ”
- “ i’m not talking about this ANY more. ”
- “ i can’t believe you lied to me… again! ”
- “ no! just leave me alone! ”
- “ i’ve never been more angry at you in my entire life! ”
- “ did you seriously think this would be okay? ”
- “ forget it! ”
- “ i can’t even look at you right now! ”
- “ i think you should go. ”
- “ i can’t believe you’d do this to me…”
- “ you were flirting with them! ”
- “ was it worth it? ”
- “ i can’t do this anymore! ”
- “ you need to pull yourself together. ”
- “ i don’t believe you. ”
- “ how am i supposed to trust you now? ”
&&. - Jess
‘ trying isn’t good enough. ’
‘trying and having a 45% success rate is better than not trying at all.’
&&. - Janie
“You wanna foot the bill, then be my guest…because I won’t be able to sell my fiancé on it and I’m broke as a joke.”
‘eh – maybe we can start a gofundme or something.’
&&. - Harley
❝ PLATONIC Valentines are just an excuse
for those LOSERS who can’t get a date to
act like they’re not gonna DIE ALONE. I’ve
got plenty of friends at school, not like I’ve
gotta defend myself to trash like you. ❞
‘well, with that attitude you’re definitely dyin’ alone.’
&&. - Harley
❝ You’re a LIAR. And even if you do have
a date, you probably had to beat them up
to FORCE them to date you. ❞
‘no one said i was dating them. i simply have
a valentine. platonic valentines exist, but you
and your lack of friends wouldn’t know that,
would you?’
&&. - Harley
❝ Shut up, Mindy! Some of us actually
have people who want to date them. ❞
‘yeah, those people don’t make a big deal
out of having a valentine. – like me.’
&&. - Harley
❝ I do so have a Valentine! Just because
they ain’t here right now, doesn’t mean
they’re FAKE. ❞
‘sure, jan.’
